Jack: Uh-huh. Mhmm. Ah hah. So, Mr. Tubbimura, tell us about yourself. Why should Jack Spicer, Evil Incorporated hire you?
Tubbimura: Hai, well um, I have as you can see, extensive experience wreaking havoc and destruction.
Jack: Yeah, not really looking for H and D.
Tubbimura: Uh, I uh, also have a solid grasp of mayhem.
Wuya: Mayhem is good.
Jack: There's always a need for Mayhem.
Wuya: Wait. I sense a Shen Gong Wu revealing itself. It's the Sword of the Storm.
Jack: Interview over. And don't call us, we'll call you.
Tubbimura: Wait, please. As proof of my skills, I shall bring you this Sword of the Storm free of charge. Hai.
Jack: Free of charge? I like the sound of that.
Dojo: I got good news, and bad news. The good news is a new Shen Gong Wu has revealed itself. The bad news is- [SNIFFLES] [SNEEZES] The bad news is this one makes me sneeze.
Raimundo: No, the bad news is I don't have fire proof pants.
Dojo: Ah, thanks. Very supportive. [SNEEZES]
Omi: Ah, the Sword of the Storm. I studied this particular Shen Gong Wu for many years. There are things of which you must be aware when using this wind Shen Gong Wu.
Raimundo: Ah, man. This dude can talk. Get to the point already.
Omi: Once a knowledgable warrior can blah the sword, blah blah blah, it is all blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.
Raimundo: Hoo! Ha! Heh! Ha!
Raimundo: So, who wants to catch some waves with me? Today is your lucky day, for I will show you the majesty of the sea as only the world's best surfer can.
Omi: Do you feel prepared for this challenge, Raimundo?
Omi: Do you have any questions about the Sword of the Storm?
Raimundo: Uh, yeah. Just one. Can you stop flapping your lips and let us go get it already?
Dojo: It's somewhere down there, but [SNEEZES] it's hard to be exact with the allergies and all.
Clay: Just get us on the range, Dojo, and we'll do the cattle roppin'.
Kimiko: I think he means get us close, and we'll find it.
Raimundo: So, why didn't he just say it?
Omi: What a vibrant city.
Kimiko: Check it out. That's Montecarlo, Raimundo. You're gonna love it.
Raimundo: Oh, yeah. I like it. This place is almost as good as Rio. Almost.
Omi: This is not a vacation. We are here to find the Sword of the Storm. Stay focused.
Raimundo: Okay, I will. I'm always focused.
Omi: Also remember, if you you have any questions, I am an expert on this Shen Gong Wu.
Raimundo: Like you would ever let us forget.
Dojo: [SNEEZES] I'm sorry kids. I can't hold in on this one. You're on your own.
Omi: A net cast wide catches more fish.
Kimiko: I think he's saying we should split up.
Raimundo: Would it kill you guys to just say what you mean?
Raimundo: I could walk this beach from end to end searching for the Shen Gong Wu, or I could get the big picture from on top of those waves. Surf's up! Raimundo is ready to- aye. Dissed by driftwood. No way! The Sword of the Storm. I got some serious skills.
Tubbimura: Surrender the Sword of the Storm.
Raimundo: [LAUGHS] Let me guess, Jack's new sidekick? Don't deny it. Kimiko saw the position posted on the net.
Tubbimura: Hai. You are correct. I am Tubbimura, mighty warrior of the ninja arts. Hai.
Raimundo: Nice to meet you. I'm Raimundo, Xiaolin Dragon of the wind, in training.
Tubbimura: Enough babble. Surrender the Sword of the Storm or be delta with in the harshest of manners.
Raimundo: I can do harsh. Let's rumble. Wind! Hiya! [KISSING NOISE]
Raimundo: [YELLING] Huh? [SCREAMING]
Tubbimura: Dragon of the wind. Ha.
Raimundo: So you have both swords now, big deal. I'm still gonna sweep the beach with you.
Tubbimura: I think not, dragon in training. Sword of the Storm!
[PEOPLE SCREAMING] [COUGHING]
Raimundo: Is that all you got? I thought you were going to do something impressive.
Tubbimura: As you wish.
Tubbimura: [LAUGHS] Farewell, almighty dragon of the wind.
Omi: Has anyone seen Raimundo? I fear for his safety.
Kimiko: All I saw was a giant sandstorm.
Dojo: Hey, Hallelujah! My sinuses are clear. Hey!
Clay: Whoa, Raimundo, what happened to you?
Raimundo: Well, besides getting sand in my pants, a ninja took the sword.
Dojo: That explains the drained sinuses.
Kimiko: You found the Sword of the Storm?
Clay: But you lost it?
Raimundo: What is it my fault? That Sword didn't' even work.
Omi: Did you not remember what I said about this Shen Gong Wu?
Raimundo: Well, yeah, 'course I did. What?
Kimiko: You didn't hear a word about the Sword of the Storm did you?
Raimundo: I, uh, might'a missed the middle part.
Omi: [GASPS] [STEAMING]
Clay: [GASPS] Raimundo was defeated by a wind Shen Gong Wu? But ain't wind your dragon element?
Raimundo: Yeah, I get the point, I messed up. Like you guys never make mistakes.
Tubbimura: I have completed my mission, as I said I would. Hai.
Wuya: Well done. I'm impressed.
Jack: Gee, I don't know. I was hoping you'd get it to us an hour ago.
Tubbimura: I shall be more efficient next time.
Jack: If we decide to hire you.
Wuya: What do you mean if? Tubbimura did an excellent job.
Jack: Oh, yeah. But if he knows that we think that, he'll ask for more money.
Wuya: Hmm. Good point.
Jack: Besides, maybe we can get another freebie out of him.
Wuya: Excellent evil thinking, Jack.
Jack: Yeah, I'm evil management material.
Omi: Hiya. Hiya.
Kimiko: What's up, Raimundo?
Omi: What is wrong with Raimundo? He looks like a sack of sad.
Kimiko: I bet he's still down about losing that sword.
Omi: He should be! It was very foolish and- uh, that is why I shall endeavor to cheer him up with my infectious good spirits. Hello, Raimundo, my usually fun-loving friend. I am here to turn your frown upside and down.
Raimundo: Yeah, whatever.
Omi: I know your most humiliating defeat has saddened you, still you must take hope that one day you will be as skilled and as talented as me. [SCREAMS] I do not think my good spirits infected Raimundo.
Kimiko: Let me try. Check it out. Goo Zombies 2. Over 500 new levels! Wanna play?
Kimiko: You sure? 500 levels.
Raimundo: Not interested.
Kimiko: Okay, but if you change your mind, feel free- [SIGHS] Raimundo's really down, Master Fung. He doesn't even want to play Goo Zombies 2.
Master Fung: Goo Zombies 2?
Kimiko: The sequel to Goo Zombies.
Master Fung: Ah, yes. Of course. I shall talk with Raimundo.
Master Fung: You must not dwell in the house of failure, young one, or you may never be able to leave it.
Raimundo: I shouldn't have lost, Master Fung. I'm more skilled than Tubbimura, and in way better shape.
Master Fung: you weren't defeated by your opponent, Raimundo.
Raimundo: Oh, no? Would you like to see the impression of his boot on my butt?
Master Fung: Uh, that won't be necessary. You were defeated by your lack of knowledge. Remember, a drop of knowledge is more powerful than a sea of force.
Raimundo: Can't anyone speak normally around here?
Master Fung: Reflect on these things. As for me, I think I shall try my hand at Goo Zombies 2.
Clay: Raimundo, pardner, it's pretty late. Maybe you ought to give that stuff a rest.
Raimundo: No way. I'm gonna learn everything I can about the Shen Gong Wu.
Clay: It doesn't do any good to close the barn doors after the horses get out.
Clay: Never mind.
Dojo: [SNEEZES] Remember how I thought I was only allergic to the Sword of the Storm?
Dojo: Well, I was wr- [SNEEZESES] wrong.
Clay: Shroud of Shadows. Whoa.
Omi: Why is he disappearing?
Kimiko: Is there a problem with the scroll?
Raimundo: No. This Shen Gong Wu is the Shroud of Shadows, which allows its user to become invisible.
Master Fung: Very good, Raimundo.
Dojo: All right, let's go. The sooner we find that Shen Gong Wu, the sooner my sinuses clear up.
Kimiko: There's a pretty picture.
Dojo: Get on.
Kimiko: Tokyo. Home sweet home.
Clay: Whoo-ee! Look at those fish. Sure wish I'd brought my pole.
Kimko: What? I don't see anything- but just what we're looking for.
Omi: The Shroud of Shadows.
Raimundo: Nothing to it. Whoa!
Tubbimura: [YELLS] Thank you for locating the Shen Gong Wu. We will take possession of it now.
Omi: Water! Hiya!
Kimiko: Fire! Hiya!
Jack: Ahh! Ow. Thorns.
Clay: Earth! Cannonball! Got it!
Raimundo: No way. This is mine.
Tubbimura: There is only one way to determine the winner. I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown.
Raimundo: Bring it.
Tubbimura: We will each stand on a rock in the pond and try to knock the other one into the water.
Raimundo: Sounds good, but just to make it a little more fun, I challenge you to a Shen Yi Bu Dare.
Jack: Shen Yi what? Okay, now I'm sure they're making stuff up.
Clay: You mind fillin' us in pardner?
Omi: I must admit, even an expert like myself does not have this knowledge.
Dojo: The Shen Yi Bu Dare, of course I know what it is, but for everyone else, why don't you fill them in, Raimundo.
Raimundo: No sweat. It's something I came across in my studies. It's like a double dare. Each contestant wagers two Shen Gong Wu. Winner takes all.
Tubbimura: Then I will soon possess five Shen Gong Wu. Hai.
Raimundo: Not after I toss your sorry can in the water, you won't.
Tubbimura: Which Shen Gong Wu do you wager?
Raimundo: The Eye of Dashi and the Two-Ton Tunic against your Sword of the Storm and the Fist of Tebigong.
Tubbimura: Hai. On to Shen Yi Bu Dare.
Raimundo: How about every now and again, we swap Shen Gong Wu?
Tubbimura: Hai. Enough talk. To battle.
Raimundo: Let's go!
Both: Xiaolin Showdown!
Clay: I sure hope Raimundo knows what he's doing.
Kimiko: How can he? Even Omi doesn't know what he's doing, and he's an expert.
Raimundo and Tubbimura: Gong Yi Tan Pai.
Tubbimura: Sword of the Storm!
Raimundo: Two-Ton Tunic! Sorry, Tubbimura, I'm not going anywhere.
Clay: Hey, you show 'em, pardner!
Dojo: [SNEEZES] Just finish this thing Raimundo. Before I burn my nose off.
Raimundo: Eye of Dashi.
Tubbimura: Fist of Tebigong! You will have to do better than that to defeat me. Back you monster! What trickery is this?
Raimundo: It's the Shen Yi Bu switcheroo.
Clay: Those catfish sure would make fine fillets.
Tubbimura: Now you will feel the full sting of my sword! Sword of the Storm!
Raimundo: [YELLS] Whoa! Whoa! Fist of Tebigong!
Clay: Um, you can look now.
Dojo: What? I wasn't worried.
Clay: Of course you weren't.
Raimundo: Uh-oh. Hey!
Tubbimura: The Shen Yi Bu has turned against you.
Jack: You know, this Tubbimura guy really isn't so bad.
Wuya: You're impressed with his evil taunting aren't you?
Jack: It has a certain flair, not unlike my own. Still waiting to hear the evil laugh though.
Tubbimura: Best of luck using the sword without falling. [LAUGHS]
Jack: Now that's what I'm talkin' about.
Dojo: I am not going to be the one to tell Master Fung we lost all these Shen Gong Wu. [SLAP] Uh, sorry Cowboy.
Tubbimura: You must choose. Drop the Sword of the Storm, or fall.
Raimundo: Okay, I choose fall.
Raimundo: Eye of Dashi! Sword of the Storm!
Omi: Oh, most inventive. He has combined the two Shen Gong Wu.
Tubbimura: Impossible. Ah!
Raimundo: See, told ya I was a dragon of the wind. Should've done your homework.
Tubbimura: Two-Ton Tunic! Whoa! Put me down!
Raimundo: Later! Ha ha! Enjoy your bath, Tubbimura.
Clay: Good job.
Kimiko: Way to go!
Omi: Well done.
Dojo: Thank goodness that's done. I can breath again! Or not. [SNEEZES]
Master Fung: You did well today, Xiaolin Warriors. Many new Shen Gong Wu are now in the protection of the temple.
Clay: Our hats are off to Raimundo, sir. It would've been a bust without him and that Shen Yi Bu Dare.
Master Fung: There hasn't been a Shen Yi Bu Dare for many centuries. It is difficult to do.
Dojo: So where is the little genius anyways?
Kimiko: Still studying, if you can believe it.
Clay: He wouldn't tell us what it was, just that it was very important.
Omi: [BREATHING LOUDLY] Ow. How did you know I was there?
Raimundo: It's the Shroud of Shadows, not the Shroud of Silence. You breath through your mouth dude.
Omi: Will you please tell me what you are studying?
Omi: Please? I will acknowledge you as the expert.
Raimundo: I'm the expert anyway. No.
Omi: Will you at least give me a hint as to the nature of your study?
Raimundo: Well, let's just say I'm preparing for future challenges.